NEO:

I think Dan has it pretty much all figured out. So there nothing left to say, except, “Thanks for all the fish.”

Originally posted on danmillerinpanama:

Douglas Adams’ Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is
a beacon lighting the way for government.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy clarifies much that would otherwise remain puzzling to sentient beings. With the explanations it provides, even carbon-based, bipedal ape-descended life forms on Earth — who are “so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea” — can understand. [Disclosure: I have long had and happily used my digital watch.]

The Guide explains, for example, the nature of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and how best to deal with one that wants you for its mid-afternoon snack.

Known for its never-ending hunger and its mind boggling stupidity, the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is such a stupid animal that it thinks if you can’t see it, it can’t see you.

Therefore, the best way to deal with the Bugblatter Beast is to wrap a towel around…

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  1. Thanks for the reblog!

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