St. Nancy Pelosi

 

 

From my e-mail, no comment required from me.

ST. NANCY PELOSI

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, DC, an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some; the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California . The woman is simply not to be trusted.”
The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”

Gosh, I love being around Catholics…

 

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12 Responses to St. Nancy Pelosi

  1. Reblogged this on danmillerinpanama and commented:
    Saint Pelosi, may her name be praised if only slightly.

    • boudicabpi says:

      LOL!

  2. JessicaHof says:

    That;s very naughty – and very, very funny :)

    • That’s what I said, after I picked myself up off of the floor. I might have hesitated longer (maybe 5 seconds) had it not come from a Catholic. :-)

      • JessicaHof says:

        :) yes, it really is a good laugh :)

        • :-) oh my yes, it surely is :-)

        • JessicaHof says:

          :)

        • :-)

  3. giliar says:

    But the funniest thing of all is that if “St. Nancy” ever saw this, she would think it’s a compliment! Yes….the Nitwit who was once 2nd in line for the presidency.

    • Yes, indeed she would. Nitwit is kinder but more suitable for company than what I usually call her.

  4. kathleen says:

    “Gosh, I love being around Catholics…”

    And we love being around you NEO ;-). Many thanks for this really funny joke!

    • Thanks, Kathleen :-) (That line was in the e-mail so I can’t take credit but, I do too.)

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