April 26, 2012 1 Comment
I think Dan has it pretty much all figured out. So there nothing left to say, except, “Thanks for all the fish.”
Originally posted on danmillerinpanama:
Douglas Adams’ Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is
a beacon lighting the way for government.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy clarifies much that would otherwise remain puzzling to sentient beings. With the explanations it provides, even carbon-based, bipedal ape-descended life forms on Earth — who are “so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea” — can understand. [Disclosure: I have long had and happily used my digital watch.]
Known for its never-ending hunger and its mind boggling stupidity, the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is such a stupid animal that it thinks if you can’t see it, it can’t see you.
Therefore, the best way to deal with the Bugblatter Beast is to wrap a towel around…
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