The Wise Ass

Well, kids, I overslept, without having anything prepared (yeah, the dog ate my homework) and we’ve been too serious around here lately anyway. So here ya go, from my friend  OyiaBrown.

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of their home. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship.
To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice and making life unbearable for the farmer and his new bride. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that when ever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply.

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Lineman, Electrician, Industrial Control technician, Staking Engineer, Inspector, Quality Assurance Manager, Chief Operations Officer

3 Responses to The Wise Ass

  1. the unit says:

    Well, that brings forth my best onomatopoeia! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • NEO says:

      Indeed it does! 🙂

      Like

    • the unit says:


      🙂

      Liked by 1 person

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