Satire (I hope) | Let’s repeal America’s Declaration of Independence and Constitution

My friend Danmillerinpanama, when he is not doing whatever he does, and doing it well, has been known to indulge in a bit of satire, with outstanding result. It’s something I appreciate. but don’t do well. So here’s his latest effort.  Let’s repeal America’s Declaration of Independence and Constitution.

The American Declaration of Independence was written by a vile slave owner, Thomas Jefferson of Virginia. The American Constitution was written, at least in part, by vile racists and other “America Firsters.” They tried, but fortunately failed, to prevent noncitizens from exercising their sacred right to vote in national elections. Both demonic documents must be repealed and we must rejoin England, nay even better the European Union, to signal our virtuous multicultural nature and emphatic rejection of all evil past and present.

Antifa, Black Lives (only) Matter, La Raza, adherents to Islam (the Religion of Peace and tolerance), CAIR, the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas and their other supporters — proponents of truth, justice, and true equality for all — will appreciate our efforts even more than they appreciate the removal of all artifacts of American history associated with our racist Wars for Independence and the Confederacy. To please them even more, we must expunge from our history — and from our minds as well — all residual evil thoughts. This is necessary for us to have freedom of proper speech and proper thought (only), as do the fortunate citizens of China, North Korea, Iran, Venezuela, Cuba and other glorious progressive nations.

Enjoy the rest, and help Dan and I ensure that it remains satire.

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16 Responses to Satire (I hope) | Let’s repeal America’s Declaration of Independence and Constitution

  1. Thanks, NEO. Unfortunately, it seems less like satire every day.

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    • NEO says:

      I know, increasingly it seems like satire was one of the first casualties. It’s an outstanding article, Dan.

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      • Here’s what I mean: <a href = "https://warsclerotic.com/2017/08/19/anti-israel-academics-launch-campus-antifa-group-for-faculty/"<This article, about an Antifa group forming for academia, is not satire. It’s for real.

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        • NEO says:

          I know, I saw it. Damn, Purdue used to be a sensible place, that story the other week about the dean of Engineering Education and now this. Well, I guess it save me giving the Alumni Association any money.

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        • the unit says:

          I get a Error 404 going to that link. ?

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        • NEO says:

          I dunno, Unit, it works here. Maybe your ISP doesn’t like Dan! 🙂

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        • the unit says:

          Dunno either. Weird, I get warsclerotic.com page, but half of page says…”Error 404 – Not Found. Sorry, but what you’re looking for isn’t here. Perhaps you typed a URL incorrectly or clicked on a broken hyperlink.” No article about anti-israel academics launching anything. ?

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        • NEO says:

          Maybe that’s it. Dan’s editor at Warsclerotic, but this article is from his own blog: danmillerinpanama Try this:

          https://danmillerinpanama.wordpress.com/2017/08/18/satire-i-hope-lets-repeal-americas-declaration-of-independence-and-constitution/

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        • NEO says:

          Did you see Dan’s below mine – I haven’t tried it yet, but do so.

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        • I just tried the link and it didn’t work for me either. Please try this:

          https://warsclerotic.com/2017/08/19/anti-israel-academics-launch-campus-antifa-group-for-faculty/

          Perhaps there is an internet problem. I tried a few minutes ago to post this reply and could not get NEO’s site.

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        • the unit says:

          Yes sir, it works. Thank you. Guess it likes you again now. 🙂

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        • NEO says:

          One hopes! 🙂

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      • Here is a link to an American Thinker article about the Antifa “peaceful” response to free speech protesters in Boston.

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        • NEO says:

          Thanks, Dan.

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  2. the unit says:

    These people! When I saw that Lincoln’s statue or bust was defiled I thought what tha…? Then I read some official said it was done by white supremacist. Now I read it must have been a black person according to a witness and done some time back. Witness say he not think person even knew it was Lincoln and that he should not have done it ’cause Lincoln freed our people.
    However, maybe if it was someone who wants to destroy our nation, why not defile Lincoln ’cause he’s the one given credit for saving the Union you want destroyed?

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    • NEO says:

      Damned if I know, Unit. I just want them to all crawl back in their holes, and leave us alone.

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