Sunday Funnies, Implosion Edition

As the west implodes, it’s still important to laugh – even if wryly.

The Greatest Man in the World – according to King George III of Great Britain

BTW, if you’ve forgotten, that 1969 code was for the mission to the moon.

Shit Happens

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9 Responses to Sunday Funnies, Implosion Edition

  1. audremyers says:

    The social distancing joke – am I the only one who has lost weight during the last few months?

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  2. 39 Pontiac Dream says:

    Some good ones there today, Dave. I particularly like the statues fighting back. If only!

    Maybe we could find some living statues who fancy swinging a bat at rioters trying to pull them down. That’d teach them!

    “I tried to make a salad. I failed.” That picture is me all over!

    And the offensive scales? Reminds me of this joke: A woman told her husband she wanted something that went from 0-150 in 3 seconds so he bought her a set of scales!

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    • NEO says:

      I also, awkward but at least not me too.

      And that joke reminds me of an English friend, female and a few (only a few) years younger than me, who last I heard, wants a new Lotus. I hear she’s a bit of a zippy driver.

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