2020

And we still have 121 days till we can kiss 2021 hello. Quite a remarkable year, this one. If there were a prize given for worst national year, 2020 would win – hands down. Before you say it – yes, September11, 2001, was the worst day in American history. But it was a day; this has been the best part of a year so I feel I’m safe in stating my premise.

Let’s see if I can do this chronologically – and remember, please, my memory is not the best. It started with a bogus impeachment, then got hit with a virus of Biblical proportions that is still going on (and will be the mainstream media’s topic of choice til 2025), a couple of earthquakes, murder hornets, a whopping hurricane, toilet paper shortages that challenged us to be creative (don’t eat, don’t poop – I’m just sayin’…), protests, then ‘peaceful protests’, then ‘mostly peaceful protests’, then rampant rioting, looting, murder, mayhem in the streets. If I left anything out it’s because who can keep track? Ok; maybe you can. I take mental holidays and may have missed something. But you get the general idea.

Know what would be the perfect ending to 2020? Bigfoot walks into a town (one that is no longer under lockdown restraints, of course), two hundred people see it, film it, take pictures of it from every conceivable angle and proximity, drone video record it, police car dash cams capture the images, the local news service covers it, ‘national news’ reporters show up with full camera crews to document it. Videos and pictures are clear, stable, focused, free of the possibility of pareidolia.

National and international news outlets will film bigfoot as a Democrat ‘helps’ it make its mark on a registration form.

Film at 11, folks.

15 Responses to 2020

  1. 39 Pontiac Dream says:

    I wondered how long it’d be before Bigfoot entered another Audre Myers article! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    You’re right, 2020 has been pants. God knows what 2021 has in store for us but, in predictable fashion, I’ll still party on New Year’s Eve like it’s 1999! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. audremyers says:

    Can you imagine the impact of 2020 on bigfoots? All of a sudden, no one is out there in their neighborhood, trying to take pictures and videos of them. They must be feeling so unloved, so unappreciated, so discriminated against – because of species racism, of course.

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    • 39 Pontiac Dream says:

      Are you not confusing Bigfoot and Megan Markle? ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • audremyers says:

        Wow! It’s a good thing there’s no internet out in the forest! How dare you, sir!

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        • 39 Pontiac Dream says:

          Hahaha! ๐Ÿ™‚

          I’m in celebratory mood this week after seeing my monthly payments half on my car insurance due to getting through my first year without a single claim. Tina joked that if I went through the next 5 years without a claim, they’d end up paying me! ๐Ÿ™‚

          I’ve written a one year driving report (submitted to Going Postal) to help new drivers find their feet. What else was I going to do? ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. audremyers says:

    39 Pontiac Dream Hooray for you!!! Congratulations! Ummm – let me know how that insurance company paying you works out for ya, ok?

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  4. the unit says:

    Inviting Bigfoot and all my friends over for Labor Day weekend pool party. You’re welcome in advance, in case for some shocking reason I might forget afterwards. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. JessicaHof says:

    I don’t know about it being “pants”. In the UK that’s what I wear under my dress, and if my pants were this bad I’d throw ’em! I used to think that 2016 was bad (and Neo will tell you why if you asks nicely) but heck, 2020 turned up and said “hold my beer!” I’d like to say the sooner it’s over the better, but goodness me, who knows what 2021 holds in store!!

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