Sunday Funnies: Despacito

 

 

Peanuts, if Christopher Nolan re-wrote it:

And of course

 

Sunday Funnies; Turn 4

Coming out of turn 4 on the flag lap.

If you gotta tell us: You ain’t

And, of course Lauren Boebert for Congress!

Sunday Funnies: Kamala

So. Joe Biden saved us a lot of time and money by selecting Kamala Harris to be the next President of the United States. How nice of him, but I’m afraid a fair number of Americans disagree with his choice. For perfectly good reasons, as well.

 

A reminder, in Kristi Noem’s South Dakota, where there have never been any lock downs, or restriction on freedom, and which has one of the lowest virus rates, and the strongest economy, as well as one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country, The Sturgis Rally was held this week, with its normal huge crowds. Here’s a few pictures.

You know, if I were 20 years younger (20? Hah! I hear) I think I might have to make the fairly short trip one of these years!

Meanwhile, across the pond

And, of course

Sunday Funnies, Calizuela

Steven Hayward over at PowerLine now calls it Calizuela which seems appropriate. Let’s get going.

We spoke of this the other day, here.

Trolling done right.

One keeps hoping.

The headline of the week, from the Babylon Bee

And, of course.

Totally Destroy Trump Chapter 859

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (5551111am)
Donald Trump
Donald Trump presidential campaigning, Las Vegas, America – 21 Jan 2016

From the Colonel,  at Townhall:

Well, ________________ is going to totally be the thing that lets us crucify Trump! Yeah, Russia flopped and his alleged Nazi-ness failed and that weasel ex-lawyer/convict of his struck out, but we promise – this time, ___________ is going to bring him down!

So saith CNN, the Times, the gang at LonelyNeckbeardedLeftistLoser.comand the rest of the cabinboy media, along with the carb-curious Fredocon dorks and the surviving furries, pseudo-Cherokees and other assorted Democrat weirdos currently wandering about in Iowa pestering farmers to join them for selfies. There’s always a new _____________, except the “bring him down” part just never seems to happen.

No coffee for the liberal establishment, because coffee is for closers (NSFW language, sissies). These geebos have been trying to close the deal since 2015, but all they have to do it with are the Rio Rancho leads – they never get the Glengarry leads that will put a stake through the heart of the Bad Orange Man.

Ain’t that the truth! Have you ever heard such pathetic attempts to destroy a politician,  a businessman, whatever the President is now? I don’t know about where you live but where I come from a man who makes life better for ordinary folks is a hero, not someone to be hounded from public life.

But I know, as you do, that Trump is a mortal threat to the left. Why? because he fights, all the time, everywhere. And you know what, that’s the American way. That why we have kept the Republic all these years, we’ve pretty much always been on guard. But we slipped in the last fifty or so years, and the leftists have made too  much progress, and now when the fightback has started for real, well instead of fighting their position, which of course,  is indefensible in the real world, they throw tantrums, and throw their toys out of the pram, as our British friends would say. And they know because they are seeing the same thing. Imagine thinking that being a sovereign nation, is better than being an EU colony! Amazing isn’t it?

Oann tells us:

“This year our country takes a giant step out into the world,” he will tell the event, which will also be attended by British companies operating in the United States.

“We do it with confidence to make Britain the best place in the world to start, run and build a business. The place you will want to be, the place you will want your business to be. And that’s why I say to everyone here come and join us.”

Johnson’s pitch could raise concern in the EU, which has voiced concern that it could be faced with a low-tax, low-regulation “Singapore on Thames” after Brexit – an economically powerful, immediate neighbor that seeks to attract investment through cutthroat competition with the bloc.

Singapore on Thames has a nice ring to it since Singapore is rated by Heritage as the second most economically free place on earth. (Hong Kong is first, that’s why they are fighting.)

The Colonel, as always ends well:

You see, the problem with making the latest THIS WILL DO IN TRUMP! moment out of the President’s alleged attempt to investigate corruption by the Biden family is that it brings to the fore a scandal that the mainstream media has carefully covered up during the marathon of gaffes that has been Gropey J’s nomination campaign, i.e.that the Biden clan has obviously made a fortune exploiting HairPlug One’s elected offices. There’s no other explanation for their amazing success. Absolutely no one is thinking, “Well, the Bidens are a smart family of cunning and shrewd thinkers who totally could have scored these huge windfalls in Ukraine (and China too) even if Joe had not been a DC power-player for nearly 50 years.

Is there anyone even semi-rational that thinks there is a Biden alive that could make a living in the real world? That’s what I thought. Me either.

Read it all.

 

The Queen’s 90th Birthday

 

UntitledcgffI wanted to write another post on leadership today, so I did.

Today is Queen Elizabeth’s 90th birthday. Like the very luckily much younger (and far more beautiful) Laura says here, “she’s the only Queen of the United Kingdom, I’ve ever known”. And Britain and the Commonwealth, and yes, the United States, as well, is very lucky for that fact.

Like her mother, who I wrote about here, she has lived a life of duty; duty to her people, and to her God. She has lived it faithfully, far more than anybody else on the scene today, and the world is a far better place for her. Think about that, she has done her duty, every day, pretty much since the day her father became King, with the abdication of King Edward VIII. From being an ambulance driver (and mechanic) in the Second World War until today, she has never faltered, never flagged. How many of us will be able to look back and say that?

Her mother famously said, during the dark days of The Blitz, ” The children won’t go without me. I won’t leave the King. And the King will never leave.” And that is exactly how her daughter has lived her life. And we’re all much the better for it.

FILE - In this Saturday, June 13, 2015 file photo, Britain's Prince William holds his son Prince George, with Queen Elizabeth II, right, Kate, Duchess of Cambridge and the Prince of Wales during the Trooping The Colour parade at Buckingham Palace, in London. Britain's Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 90th birthday on Thursday, April 21, 2016. (AP Photo/Tim Ireland, file)

FILE – In this Saturday, June 13, 2015, file photo, Britain’s Prince William holds his son, Prince George, with Queen Elizabeth II, right, Kate, Duchess of Cambridge and the Prince of Wales during the Trooping The Colour parade at Buckingham Palace, in London. Britain’s Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 90th birthday on Thursday, April 21, 2016. (AP Photo/Tim Ireland, file)

I love the Queen. Like, I seriously love her. So far, I’ve narrowed it down to 60 reasons:

  1. She’s the only queen I’ve ever known.ca3d962ca934ade44e012b5822ec15c0
  2. She’s the only queen my parents have ever known.
  3. No one knows what’s in her handbag so she’s pretty much Mary Poppins.
  4. She got her training in statesmanship from Winston Churchill.
  5. She rocks the greatest hats.
  6. She still wears white gloves.
  7. Her grandson was lucky enough to marry Kate Middleton.
  8. She loves the Commonwealth, and puts up with the lot of us.
  9. Her hair looks like a giant diamond from a distance.
  10. She jumps out of aeroplanes.
  11. She’s the sexiest Bond girl ever.
  12. Her dad is Colin Firth.
  13. She was a car mechanic in the war.
  14. She fell in love with her future husband at the age of 13.
  15. She became queen while sleeping in a tree house in Africa.

Continue reading 60 Reasons I Love the Queen. (Sadly the link is no longer active)

And then the Queen also has let us know what wrong with the United States

Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” said the Queen,

“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked,

“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.

“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said,
“Yes, your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said,

“Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered…

“That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
“Joe, answer this for me.”

Continue reading The Queen’s Riddle.

My dearest friend, and editor, Jessica, has an excellent article today on All Along the Watchtower, about this wondrous anniversary today as well.

My Country Tis of Thee done Right

Long Live the Queen – God save the Queen!

 

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